Tuesday, 19 February 2013

Oh no she Di-int'!!!

Here is a thought...(pretty dangerous thing for me to have, but hey). What wouldn't you do for your family? I always said I'd go into prostitution for my kids. That was before I had them and the body they left me with. These days, I think it's rather safe to say that prostitution is the last thing I would ever do.
Considering the things I already do for my kids, I think it is enough. They get woken up with hot chocolate. Their clothes are set out for them. I polish their school shoes. Their breakfast is ready by the time they are dressed. I go to work earlier to pick them up earlier. I make them smoothies every night with real fruit. I tuck them in with secret hand shakes. That is over and above the normal mom stuff like doing their laundry and feeding them occasionally. (just kidding)