Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Whips and Chains ignite me

I'm rocking leather and silk today. Yeah, it looks totally cool, but every time I go upstairs my pants squeak. It sounds like I have a rubber ducky hidden somewhere. Its quite unlady like, but what the hell. I think the fact that it is fake leather might have something to do with it.
My suspicion is that the pants are highly flammable and might be considered to be hazardous. Well...of course it is hazardous when you wear them near men, but I'm referring to the toxic/ chemical danger the impose. One spark and they are gone! On that note I'm going to slowly and gently call the fire brigade to remove them...and maybe the bomb squad too.