Monday, 9 September 2013

GET A KILLER SMILE

I have told you all about the magnificent author Anita Bell. Right? Right!!!
 
The book however is a mystery. NO!! Not the genre. I mean literally. Every book sales platform known to mankind has her book listed, but there are hardly any reviews. If you have been to her website you will know why!
But here is what I can tell you....
 
 

Short and sweet just like I love them, here is her book synopsis.

SYNOPSIS
 
A Comedy Romance: When a hapless cartoonist is electrified by a small gift from her mysterious neighbour, she falls into a web of intrigue and wickedly funny events, which leave her teetering on a cliffhanger between Love and Disaster...

 
 Want to know more?? ****looking over my shoulder****
 Here's a sneak peak...shhhhh!!

 
EXCERPT
 
 
"Chapter one: Waking from the dead:
   [No...not as a zombie or Vampire. Just on a typically bad day for me]
A flash of light made me blink and I heard one of the paramedics say some-thing about my heart beating too slow.
  "Great," I mumbled, trying to grin. It could have been worse. I should have been flat lining.
  Sprawled half-naked on my kitchen floor, the first thing that came into focus - aside from the schnoz on the cute medic - was the knife behind him, sticking out of my muffin toaster."


RAVE REVIEW ANYONE?
 


You can pretty much guess that she electrocuted herself!! This comedic scene is just how the book starts! The way the author describes this and the rest of the events in the book is hilarious and so spot on! From the scene of the "crime" she is taken to the ER of Sydney Hospital where she encounters a handsome doctor with a very peculiar name. I'm not going to say too much and give away any spoilers. In the rest of the book, you just need to add some hysterical events, some romance and you have the makings of a great read!!! NUF SAID!!

 
 
GET KILLER SMILE

Buy today by clicking on this Amazon picture.
 

 
 
Courtesy of the author herself, check out this pic!! It is a restaurant scene straight out of the book!!
 
 
 


I HAVE A KILLER SMILE

Why exactly do you ask? Because as of right HERE, right NOW, I have the Anita Bell on my blog!!
For those living under rocks who do not know who she is, READ ON!! For those who do know who she is, you know little so READ ON!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my honour, my pleasure and the HIGHLIGHT of my life to bring you:


So, where do I start??? I am so nervous and excited that I do not, I repeat...DO NOT want to fuck this up. I have so much to tell you that I have booked 3 solid days just for myself before the tour moves to other blogs. I will get to them later. First...The lady of the moment, the STAR of the show,

ANITA BELL:
 
 
"I didn't wait for Luck. I raced after him with a truck."
I'm that bestselling and award winning author of comedy-mysteries and fun-informative non-fictions with over 2 million readers internationally... currently working the next big stage. Yep! You guessed it! ...[Pssst... if you didn't guess, try catching it on FB or twitter via my webpage AnitaBell.com ...Or smack yourself with one of my books until it dawns on you.]... Hugs for now. You'll probably need it.
Being serious for a sec, I'm also the first author to win an International CrimeStoppers Award for a children's series. [YAY!]
: Tagged by Dead Dogs
Things I LOVE:
When a movie producer calls after reading my books, and my agent has to say 'get in line!'
Things I Hate:
When TV crews show up with their sexiest, skinniest female reporters... and I'm still trying to find the garden rake for my hair.
NOTE: For all of my M+ Rated works see my Pen-Name A.A. Bell [e.g. author of the multi-award winning Diamond Eyes series about the girl who can see through time.]
WARNING! WARNING!: Anita Bell is my real name and pen-name for over 30 titles since 1990. I write all of my own books so I'm always the sole creator, aside from narrators hired by 4 of my Big 6 publishers for the audio editions, who sometimes appear on Amazon as co-creators. So if ever you see a book with my name as a co-writer, or a self-published book that is not listed on this page, then that's another writer who began using the same name for publication. Go figure. Somewhere out there must be a cloning machine. Run now. The world wasn't safe with only one of me!
Pssst: Yes, I also wrote 3 of the Top 10 Bestselling Business Books of the Decade, Downunder 2000+ (Your Mortgage, Your Money, and Your Investment Property, which all have subtitles longer than my arm and a string of other books in that series), but I've never been "CEO" of anything unless you count being boss of my own muses, and even then, I'm usually the one who's bound, gagged and chained to a keyboard with a gun to my head.
Then again; aren't we all?
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